Kyuhyun woke up feeling strange. Not strange, but rather, empty. He felt really empty, as though he could just hear the emptiness just echoing in his head. The vast emptiness of his head. That was a new feeling. Usually he woke to the sound of the clicking of mental calculators as he worked out some cheem new equation.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
If this fanfic made any sense, it would no longer be suju (chapter 1)
The next morning, at suju dorms............
Thursday, November 11, 2010
If this fanfic made any sense, it would no longer be suju (prologue)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own them all you suckers
Characters: Donghae, Kyuhyun, some others
Summary: A wish that Donghae makes goes awry. But what did you expect, it's donghae.
Warning: I've lost my funny streak. The author is not responsible for any brain damage, nausea, injury or death resulting from reading this fanfic.
Eunhyuk and Donghae lay on their backs on the roof of their dorm building, gazing out at the stars. It wasn't Eunhyuk's idea of a fun thing to do at night, since he much prefered activities which actually involved condoms and lubes, but Donghae had promised to teach him to f*ck a potato if he went stargazing with him. So what the heck.
All of a sudden Donghae pointed to the dark sky and excitedly said "Hyukkie look a UFO!" Eunhyuk strained his eyes to look, only to find that what donghae was pointing to was just a light from a far off building.
"Donghae that's just..." Eunhyuk was cut off by Donghae's enthusiastic exclamation of: "Hyukkie quick! Make a wish! If you make a wish during a UFO sighting your dream will come true!" Eunhyuk looked at his not-so-bright friend quizically, but Donghae's eyes were tightly shut and his hands were clasped, already fervently making his wish.
Eunhyuk was about to ignore Donghae and continue his fantasies of f%cking an inanimate object (like say a potato) but then he suddenly thought of something, and quickly made a wish too.
Disclaimer: I own them all you suckers
Characters: Donghae, Kyuhyun, some others
Summary: A wish that Donghae makes goes awry. But what did you expect, it's donghae.
Warning: I've lost my funny streak. The author is not responsible for any brain damage, nausea, injury or death resulting from reading this fanfic.
Eunhyuk and Donghae lay on their backs on the roof of their dorm building, gazing out at the stars. It wasn't Eunhyuk's idea of a fun thing to do at night, since he much prefered activities which actually involved condoms and lubes, but Donghae had promised to teach him to f*ck a potato if he went stargazing with him. So what the heck.
All of a sudden Donghae pointed to the dark sky and excitedly said "Hyukkie look a UFO!" Eunhyuk strained his eyes to look, only to find that what donghae was pointing to was just a light from a far off building.
"Donghae that's just..." Eunhyuk was cut off by Donghae's enthusiastic exclamation of: "Hyukkie quick! Make a wish! If you make a wish during a UFO sighting your dream will come true!" Eunhyuk looked at his not-so-bright friend quizically, but Donghae's eyes were tightly shut and his hands were clasped, already fervently making his wish.
Eunhyuk was about to ignore Donghae and continue his fantasies of f%cking an inanimate object (like say a potato) but then he suddenly thought of something, and quickly made a wish too.
Monday, June 7, 2010
The entry I sent to the Samsung competition thing
Why I am Super Junior’s most loyal fan
I have followed Super Junior around so much that I know to distinguish between the smell of Leeteuk’s fart from Eunhyuk’s fart (bean paste flavored). That was just my intro to make you want to read more. Now moving on to a more serious note.
1. I’ve been learning Korean for a half year because I like Super Junior
2. I am a member of the Singapore fan club.
3. I went to Super Show 2 in Malaysia with a friend I barely knew and was not on good terms with just to be able to see them.
4. I screamed until my voice was hoarse during Super Show 2 (I have all the fancams to prove it. Just visit my facebook)
5. I persuaded my parents to give permission to Quest fanclub for all their members to have free treatment at their (blank to protect privacy) in hope that Quest fanclub could bring in Super Junior. (but now it’s great that Samsung has)
6. I am a really fickle minded person, and I change favorites very often (I only liked Lee Jun Ki and Jang Geun Seok maniacally for a few months) but I’ve liked Super Junior for more than a year, and at the rate I’m going, I think I’ll like them for another 10 years.
7. I spend at least an hour a day (during normal school days and exam periods) and 3 hours a day (during holidays) fangirling and using the computer for Super Junior purposes (reading fanfiction, watching videos, variety shows)
8. During the holidays last year, I watched Super Junior videos in a way that I only left my laptop to eat, bathe or use the lavatory. It had disastrous effect on me as my eyes hurt really bad and I recall being so dizzy from excessive video watching. I lost a lot of sleep because of excessive watching.
9. I hope to audition for SM Entertainment because I dream of having Super Junior as my sunbae-nims (I actually know an SM trainee). I’ve been training with a voice trainer since last December and I’m signing up with Celine Jessandra dance school. I’ve also been losing weight.
10. I know lyrics and fan chants to nearly all their songs and I have all their albums.
In conclusion, I’m a really loyal fan.
I have followed Super Junior around so much that I know to distinguish between the smell of Leeteuk’s fart from Eunhyuk’s fart (bean paste flavored). That was just my intro to make you want to read more. Now moving on to a more serious note.
1. I’ve been learning Korean for a half year because I like Super Junior
2. I am a member of the Singapore fan club.
3. I went to Super Show 2 in Malaysia with a friend I barely knew and was not on good terms with just to be able to see them.
4. I screamed until my voice was hoarse during Super Show 2 (I have all the fancams to prove it. Just visit my facebook)
5. I persuaded my parents to give permission to Quest fanclub for all their members to have free treatment at their (blank to protect privacy) in hope that Quest fanclub could bring in Super Junior. (but now it’s great that Samsung has)
6. I am a really fickle minded person, and I change favorites very often (I only liked Lee Jun Ki and Jang Geun Seok maniacally for a few months) but I’ve liked Super Junior for more than a year, and at the rate I’m going, I think I’ll like them for another 10 years.
7. I spend at least an hour a day (during normal school days and exam periods) and 3 hours a day (during holidays) fangirling and using the computer for Super Junior purposes (reading fanfiction, watching videos, variety shows)
8. During the holidays last year, I watched Super Junior videos in a way that I only left my laptop to eat, bathe or use the lavatory. It had disastrous effect on me as my eyes hurt really bad and I recall being so dizzy from excessive video watching. I lost a lot of sleep because of excessive watching.
9. I hope to audition for SM Entertainment because I dream of having Super Junior as my sunbae-nims (I actually know an SM trainee). I’ve been training with a voice trainer since last December and I’m signing up with Celine Jessandra dance school. I’ve also been losing weight.
10. I know lyrics and fan chants to nearly all their songs and I have all their albums.
In conclusion, I’m a really loyal fan.
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