If this fanfic made any sense, it would no longer be suju (prologue)

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own them all you suckers
Characters: Donghae, Kyuhyun, some others
Summary: A wish that Donghae makes goes awry. But what did you expect, it's donghae.
Warning: I've lost my funny streak. The author is not responsible for any brain damage, nausea, injury or death resulting from reading this fanfic.

Eunhyuk and Donghae lay on their backs on the roof of their dorm building, gazing out at the stars. It wasn't Eunhyuk's idea of a fun thing to do at night, since he much prefered activities which actually involved condoms and lubes, but Donghae had promised to teach him to f*ck a potato if he went stargazing with him. So what the heck.

All of a sudden Donghae pointed to the dark sky and excitedly said "Hyukkie look a UFO!" Eunhyuk strained his eyes to look, only to find that what donghae was pointing to was just a light from a far off building.

"Donghae that's just..." Eunhyuk was cut off by Donghae's enthusiastic exclamation of: "Hyukkie quick! Make a wish! If you make a wish during a UFO sighting your dream will come true!" Eunhyuk looked at his not-so-bright friend quizically, but Donghae's eyes were tightly shut and his hands were clasped, already fervently making his wish.

Eunhyuk was about to ignore Donghae and continue his fantasies of f%cking an inanimate object (like say a potato) but then he suddenly thought of something, and quickly made a wish too.